I've only had a couple fictional crushes in my time, and although the Red Power Ranger made the cut, Edward Cullen did not.
Maybe it's the fact that he's a wuss, or that instead of going to see Twilight I was watching Firefly instead....
I mean, how are you supposed to fall for some fictional pansy ass vampire when you can fall for this?
If you haven't seen the show, you would never know, but Jayne is gifted this fabulous hat from his mother.Which I have emulated here. I found the pattern on Revelry, and I couldn't be happier. <3